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Funny Fishing Quotes

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WOW true,very true :)

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.  ~Ernest Hemingway

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My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.  ~Koos Brandt

This was by far my favorite

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I like... "I catch 12lbers all day" and "But I lost it by the boat" lol

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"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts.  Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all.  This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.  ~Author Unknown"  I love it.  LOL

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"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown" I love it. LOL

My favorite one as well

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HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.

Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

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HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.

Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

do you think about women?

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HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.

Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

do you think about women?

;D

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HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.

Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

do you think about women?

Oooooohhhhohohohohohoho!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh that made me laugh good. Thank you for that one. LOL!!!!

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"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown" I love it. LOL

"The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly." ~ Author Unknown

I fish for trout, bass, catfish, and crappie.  I drink white wine, beer, whiskey, and gin.  You tell me :)

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HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.

Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

Honda Civics and Smirnoff ice don't count bubba!!!!!!!!!!!

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One of my favorites is "Hold  "em hook ; its a hog! "

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Men and fish are alike.  They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.  ~Author Unknown

giggle..

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The John Steinbeck quote is great

"It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming."

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The town lawyer was posing for a photo, while hoisting a large catfish.

The cameraman commented, "Gosh, the resemblance is uncanny".

The lawyer was clearly offended and snapped back, "Do you see barbels on my chin?"

The cameraman replied, "Nope...but I do see two bottom-feeders".

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