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#1 RhodyBass

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Posted July 23 2009 - 10:29 AM

Thought i would share      http://www.quotegard...om/fishing.html

#2 Tim1980

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Posted July 23 2009 - 10:44 AM

WOW, Deep, very deep.

#3 RhodyBass

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Posted July 23 2009 - 11:41 AM

WOW true,very true :)

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.  ~Ernest Hemingway



#4 BigJohnny

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Posted July 23 2009 - 11:49 AM

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.  ~Koos Brandt


This was by far my favorite

#5 JellyMan

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Posted July 23 2009 - 12:25 PM

I like... "I catch 12lbers all day" and "But I lost it by the boat" lol

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#6 J-B

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Posted July 23 2009 - 12:37 PM

"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts.  Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all.  This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.  ~Author Unknown"  I love it.  LOL
"Have a seat. Sounds like your rear is where your mouth is located, so that will help you out some." SPEEDBEAD.

#7 DRhodes

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Posted July 23 2009 - 12:49 PM

"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown" I love it. LOL



My favorite one as well
All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish.
~ Harold F. Blaisdell

#8 JellyMan

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Posted July 23 2009 - 12:55 PM

HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.


Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

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Posted July 23 2009 - 01:16 PM

HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.


Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

do you think about women?

#10 RhodyBass

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Posted July 23 2009 - 01:22 PM

HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.


Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

do you think about women?


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#11 J-B

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Posted July 23 2009 - 02:19 PM

HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.


Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.

do you think about women?


Oooooohhhhohohohohohoho!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh that made me laugh good. Thank you for that one. LOL!!!!

"Have a seat. Sounds like your rear is where your mouth is located, so that will help you out some." SPEEDBEAD.

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Posted July 23 2009 - 02:28 PM

"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown" I love it. LOL


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#13 DINK WHISPERER

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Posted July 23 2009 - 02:45 PM

HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!!

No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman.


Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape.


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#14 tutle

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Posted July 23 2009 - 03:11 PM

One of my favorites is "Hold  "em hook ; its a hog! "

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Posted July 23 2009 - 03:59 PM

Men and fish are alike.  They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.  ~Author Unknown

giggle..
I was told that when I set the hook, I'd better have a bass or  it's lips attached.