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dodgeguy
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redneck joke
Sep 7th, 2006 at 12:19pm  
WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.

First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence..........

then a shot is heard.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line,

"Okay, now what?"
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Re: redneck joke
Reply #1 - Sep 7th, 2006 at 5:43pm  
Yea Man Smiley Smiley Smiley
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Reply #2 - Sep 7th, 2006 at 7:33pm  
I redneck brought his friend into the hospital and said, "Doc! I accedently shot bub! will he make it?"

and the doc looked at "bub" then said, "well, it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't field dress him..."
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Reply #3 - Sep 7th, 2006 at 8:40pm  
Good joke, dodgeguy!  Grin

Here's one to add to it.


A redneck has a heart attack and is laying passed out on his floor.  His redneck buddy is beside him and decides to call 9-11.  When the operator asks him where they are, he says 124 Eucalyptus Street.  When the operator asks the redneck how to spell it so the ambulance can find him, there is a long pause....and the redneck says,

"How about I just drag him to Jefferson Street and you can pick him up there?"

Grin  Grin  Grin
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Reply #4 - Sep 7th, 2006 at 10:48pm  
You might be a redneck if your boat is worth more than you house.
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