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You Know You're A Die-Hard Bass Fisherman When....

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-you eat dried out gulp worms like Slim Jims.

-your fishing boat has more electronics than a modern missile frigate.

-you can't look at any body of water larger than a mud puddle without wondering if there's a bass in it.

-you're upset because Victoria's Secret doesn't carry fishing attire.

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When not viewing the site, BassResource.com is ALWAYS minimized on your screen!

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Thought of another: You suspect your wife might be having an affair with KVD and you're more jealous of her than you are of him.

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Your wife smells a 'fishy' scent on your fingers and asks no questions!

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If you've ever seriously considered eating a rage tail bait because they smell pretty good.

A-Jay

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Hahaha! That's funny. But seriously, though, they don't taste as good as they smell. Just sayin'.

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You know you're a serious bass fisherwoman when you couldn't persuade any of the boys to go out fishing because the wind was howling and the water was whitecapping, so you went alone and loved it.

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Your children know its weekend because the boat is gone.

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Your wife catches you scoping out every body of water you may pass by while driving, and she says to you "really? Is that all you think about?". True story.

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If your family has ever watched you practice casting in the backyard.

If you feel like smoking a cigarette after catching a lunker.

Ha! That's me! Guilty on both counts.

Tom

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Guilty as charged..... :whistle:

-There is at least one fishing pole in the trunk every day of the year (You never know!)

-The bucket fishermen think you're taking all the good ones

-You nod appreciatively when you hear "Yum dinger"

-An umbrella is something you catch fish with

-You can tell your son he's not going to catch anything there

-Your son fishes there anyway and doesn't catch anything

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-Your wife plans your family vacations around a good fishing spot, because that is the only way she will get you to go!

Jeff

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When a (ahem)..."lady of the evening" says she can "show you good time" and you think it means she has a secret fishing spot she's going to share with you.

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You have body parts that will never be the same because of fishing.

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You know you're a serious bass fisherwoman when you couldn't persuade any of the boys to go out fishing because the wind was howling and the water was whitecapping, so you went alone and loved it.

and you were fishing from a canoe . . . . .

A-Jay

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Hahaha! That's funny. But seriously, though, they don't taste as good as they smell. Just sayin'.

Shane thats more info than we needed to know. :laugh5:

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when the lakes freeze over and you would rather sit on ice and look through a 10 inch hole than stay in the warm comfort of your own home.

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When you continue to fish as the sky grows dark, the wind is howling & the waves are building with the ramp only ten miles away.

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and you were fishing from a canoe . . . . .

A-Jay

You got it, A-Jay. However, there's always the lee of islands and if it's a solo canoe, the wind won't catch the bow and slap you sideways.

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What are you talkin about? My bass boat is nuclear powered, has radar, depth charges and guided missiles.

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When you re-spool your reels and re-organize your baits instead of watching the Super Bowl.

When your wife wakes up with a black eye caused by you setting the hook in your sleep.

When your insurance agent looks at the inventory of your rods and reels for the binder on your home owner's policy and says, " are you kidding me ?"

When you keep photos of your personal best in your wallet rather than photos of your grandkids.

When you have your girlfriend get a tattoo of the Rage Tail logo where the usual tramp stamp goes.

When you borrow your buddies 8-15 to hold up for a photo so you can post it as your Bass Resource avatar.

When you get the same Rage Tail tattoo as your girlfriend.

When you go to confession and tell the priest you you were on a plane in a no wake zone at your last tournament.

When you have so much tackle you are featured on the reality show, " Hoarders."

When you wear your tournament jersey at your wedding.

That's enough.

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When you tell your wife that a pair of North Star jigs would look better than the earrings she's wearing

When you have bass themed toilet paper

When your boat is in for service and you decide to see if your truck can float.

When you only have one eyelet left on your favorite rod cause you kept breaking the tip.

And.... When you shave your dog so you can make some hair jigs

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