I hearby announce my candidacy for President Of the United States of America, AKA POTUS!

For my Vice President I nominate Slonezp.

For my Secretary of Defense I nominate Clayton86.

For my chief speach writer I nominate Long Mike. Cause I can't spell to save my life.

For my Secretary of State I nominate Rhino.

For my Secretary of Labor I nominate Jigfishin10.

For my Chief Yankee Liaison officer I nominate Deaknh03.

Other positions available just ask if your interested.

First off I promise a bass in every boat. A possom in every pot. Free bass tackle for all my loyal subjects. Uhh ... I mean my loyal constituents. Allow me to also say that, not only did I inhale, I smoked the whole dang tree! So much for that being an issue. I also pledge to donate my entire salary to conservation of our aquatic habitats. Why do I need trivial chump change, when I got access to the red button. I also will relocate the White House back to Alabama where it belongs. Its the Heart of Dixie and that's good enough for me. Let Congress keep that filthy city in D.C. I hereby promise to donate Congress' salaries to Conservation efforts as well. Let them argue with me on it. I will send them to my labor camps in Alaska. Uhhhh.... I mean my Happy Camps, yeah thats it, my Happy Camps in Alaska.

Get out there and roll that vote!!!! Remember Raider For President!!!

Any Questions?

Ill vote for that!! 

 

BTW Im a good shot.....Secret service position open? Ill only ask for the nice days off to fish and hunt...

Waaaaaaait...dangit...Well I gotta vote now, just threw my 100th post down on that last one.... thanks Raider.............................................

Ah, Mr. President, with all due respect, but I know how you feel about Yankees and I'm honored to be in your cabinet, but do you realize you selected all...ah....Yankees?

Ah, Mr. President, with all due respect, but I know how you feel about Yankees and I'm honored to be in your cabinet, but do you realize you selected all...ah....Yankees?

There is reasons for that. I need people who can relate to the rest of the country. Plus I'm first generation Southern. The rest of my family is from Michigan, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey. My Gestapo, I mean Secret Service, will be made up of Southerners.

Waaaaaaait...dangit...Well I gotta vote now, just threw my 100th post down on that last one.... thanks Raider.............................................

Ill vote for that!! 

 

BTW Im a good shot.....Secret service position open? Ill only ask for the nice days off to fish and hunt...

You got it. Also congrats on hitting 100. I'm happy it was on my post it happened! You shall be rewarded!

I also nominate Redlinerobert for my Secretary of Finance.

There is reasons for that. I need people who can relate to the rest of the country. Plus I'm first generation Southern. The rest of my family is from Michigan, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey. My Gestapo, I mean Secret Service, will be made up of Southerners.

So, Mr President, you're no different than our current and past few presidents....you're a fraud!

 

I'm in either way!

From recent posts, I think Raider is not from Alabama and actually a Canuck. Why else would such cabin fever gibberish be spewing out of his mouth. I checked the weather in B-Ham and it was in the 70's today. Why are you not out enjoying such fine weather? BTW, I'll take the VP job. It has to pay better than what I'm making now

Get rid of that woman we have as chief of federal reserve and nominate me then you got my vote. Oh, yeah, relax I won't let my monetary policy be influenced by you politicians...... 

Some wonder if there is intelligent life on other planets in the universe. 

 

I prefer to keep things local.  Threads like this make me wonder if there is intelligent life on our planet.

Some wonder if there is intelligent life on other planets in the universe. 

 

I prefer to keep things local.  Threads like this make me wonder if there is intelligent life on our planet.

So is that a yes or no to your nomination?

Get rid of that woman we have as chief of federal reserve and nominate me then you got my vote. Oh, yeah, relax I won't let my monetary policy be influenced by you politicians......

You got it.

From recent posts, I think Raider is not from Alabama and actually a Canuck. Why else would such cabin fever gibberish be spewing out of his mouth. I checked the weather in B-Ham and it was in the 70's today. Why are you not out enjoying such fine weather? BTW, I'll take the VP job. It has to pay better than what I'm making now

Easy eh. Don't wanna make them hockey hosers to north angry don't cha know?

Ah, Mr. President, with all due respect, but I know how you feel about Yankees and I'm honored to be in your cabinet, but do you realize you selected all...ah....Yankees?

 

Who the hell are you callin a Yankee?  I was born in Arkansas and grew up in Louisiana.  Yankees, Ptooie!

 

That said, I must regretfully decline Raider's kind offer to be speech writer.  For one thing I would find it impossible to keep the words simple enough for him to even understand them, much less speak them.  Secondly, all of my time is being devoted to my new book on fishing.  It will be devoted to identifying fish by only their tails, and then pursuing them.  It will be titled "How to chase tail."

Who the hell are you callin a Yankee?  I was born in Arkansas and grew up in Louisiana.  Yankees, Ptooie!

 

That said, I must regretfully decline Raider's kind offer to be speech writer.  For one thing I would find it impossible to keep the words simple enough for him to even understand them, much less speak them.  Secondly, all of my time is being devoted to my new book on fishing.  It will be devoted to identifying fish by only their tails, and then pursuing them.  It will be titled "How to chase tail."

Reread his post. Raider is looking for a speach writer, not a speech writer. 

Who the hell are you callin a Yankee?  I was born in Arkansas and grew up in Louisiana.  Yankees, Ptooie!

 

That said, I must regretfully decline Raider's kind offer to be speech writer.  For one thing I would find it impossible to keep the words simple enough for him to even understand them, much less speak them.  Secondly, all of my time is being devoted to my new book on fishing.  It will be devoted to identifying fish by only their tails, and then pursuing them.  It will be titled "How to chase tail."

How dare you doubt my vast vernacular.

May I acquire a copy of this incredible book you are composing?

Reread his post. Raider is looking for a speach writer, not a speech writer.

Everyone picks up on those but him. Sheesh.

Raider can I be Director of foreign affairs. I might not know munch about other country's. As a single guy I can offer munch more. I can go out and see which county has the best woman. Which country has the best bars? Which country has the best booze? I would give you 110% on this job.

Raider can I be Director of foreign affairs. I might not know munch about other country's. As a single guy I can offer munch more. I can go out and see which county has the best woman. Which country has the best bars? Which country has the best booze? I would give you 110% on this job.

You got it homie!!!

Sweet! Wait do I have to wear a suit and tie for this job. If not I vote the banana hammock as official work wear. 

Can you provide a valid birth certificate?

I thought no political threads on BR? 

Oh wait, I forgot.  This is make believe.  

 

I thought no political threads on BR? 

Oh wait, I forgot.  This is make believe.  

 

For now.

 

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Can you provide a valid birth certificate?

Yup as well as drivers license, TWIC card, SSI card, Yellow Ticket, State Journeyman card, and Pass Port.