I thought no political threads on BR? 

Oh wait, I forgot.  This is make believe.

This I about as political as a bear using the potty in the woods.

However in some states that may be considered political. So I'm gonna say no.

Sweet! Wait do I have to wear a suit and tie for this job. If not I vote the banana hammock as official work wear.

I was gonna go with camo pants and sleeveless shirts. However if you wanna rock a banana hammock while overseas then by all means.

My guess is that there's going to be an executive order for ban on use of ladle. 

My guess is there going be an executive order on ban of use of ladle.

That's my first piece of legislation.

My guess is there going be an executive order on ban of use of ladle. 

LMAO!

As far as moving the White House...you know that's harder than puttin' the wheels back on and moving it to a new park, right?

Raider,

 

I like what you've done with the place. 

 

Who the hell are you callin a Yankee?  I was born in Arkansas and grew up in Louisiana.  Yankees, Ptooie!

 

That said, I must regretfully decline Raider's kind offer to be speech writer.  For one thing I would find it impossible to keep the words simple enough for him to even understand them, much less speak them.  Secondly, all of my time is being devoted to my new book on fishing.  It will be devoted to identifying fish by only their tails, and then pursuing them.  It will be titled "How to chase tail."

Just as well Mike, I was gonna fire you...LMAO

 

Good luck on the book, I'll look for it on Amazon...

I am also from the great state Arkansas,where the best white lightin' is made..I shall be the am'bass' ador of corn squezzen's.Nothing but the best,served in the offical glass of white lightin' a mason jar..all hail Raider

So is that a yes or no to your nomination?

 

I have no qualifications, integrity, or character.  Of course I accept it.

Rumor has it that you have brought back Monica Lewinsky to be a member of your staff team, is this correct information ? 

Rumor has it that you have brought back Monica Lewinsky to be a member of your staff team, is this correct information ? 

It might be. I'm not currently able to answer that inquiry though.

Thought for the day......RaiderCare

Can we get some details on your "visions" of this?

Thought for the day......RaiderCare

Can we get some details on your "visions" of this?

I think you should head up the Department of Health...Anyone who can sit down and consume a vender's pack of Slim Jim's and lived to tell about it should definitely be the Heath Department head!...LOL

Stlbob are you from Sugar grove some of the best can be found there.

I was going apply for Speaker of the House. I'm qualified. I can speak, and I have a house.

 

But, my IQ is significantly higher than room temperature, which makes me completely unsuited for the job.

I think you should head up the Department of Health...Anyone who can sit down and consume a vender's pack of Slim Jim's and lived to tell about it should definitely be the Heath Department head!...LOL

I just saw this, I'm in!

I just saw this, I'm in!

As Raider's Secretary of the Labor Department, your hired! Ahem, just let me run that by Raider before you tell your family...

As the Secretary of State, I hereby declare this thread to be a sorry state of affairs. 

I've built Dozens of AKs,ARs, PSL and a G3, I was hoping for Master Of Arms but 1 box of Slim Jim's and I get to lead the Health Department.

I am sad to say I've been ordered to BANN Scrapple from the powers above me.

There will be an uprising!

There will be an uprising!

Yeah of love and admiration. Now bow before your Ruler! I mean uhhh.... President.

Of Scrappling! Who's with me?!?!?!?!

Of Scrappling! Who's with me?!?!?!?!

That filthy meat is an abomination. Only fit for peasents and urchins. I would be willing to allow it. IF I were to instate a Scrapple tax in order to help cover Raidercare. The way you Northerner's go through Scrapple. I could say, institute a 25 cents on the pound tax. That in and of itself would generate billions.

Hey basshat...I'm a REAL southerner; unlike you, you carpetbaggin' tool jockey. You're all hat and no cattle. Scrapple and souse in every pot! Cornbread for all! Collards and catfish will rule the day!

:-)