a lady went to a party  and had a few to many cocktails, something she had never done before was take a cab home. but she thought better this time and did so. sure enough about a mile from her house there was a d u i rode block set up,  they just waved the cab on thru. was she ever so glad that she made the decision. the next morning discovering the cab was still in her garage and she didn't know how to get rid of it ???

Funny.

Unexpectingly funny..including writing skills.

Unexpectingly?  ?