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19 minutes ago, A-Jay said:

Why are there no 'B' batteries ? 

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9 minutes ago, Scott F said:

 

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Way to blow my whole deal - Booooo.

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Why do they call them apartments, when they push them all together?

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20 minutes ago, Scott F said:

Why do they call them apartments, when they push them all together?

and why do we drive in a parkway but park in a driveway

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A train station is where a train stops.

 

A bus station is where a bus stops.  

 

On my desk, I have a workstation . . . .

 

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Why do shipments go by car, and cargo goes by boat?

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Why did they name it a jet ski and not a boatercycle?

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Why is rope, rope

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When you put it in a boat it becomes line

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Is the only difference between a nudist and a streaker speed? 

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Fun read...keep 'em coming.

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JFrancho

3 guys rent a motel room for $21, each pays $7

There was a problem with the room so the manager gives the maid $5 to give back to the 3 guys.

Maid figures five dollars is going to be hard for them split, so she pockets $2 and gives them back $3

Since each got back a dollar, that made them only pay $6 each for the room.

Well, 3 x $6 = $18 they paid for the room, and the maid pocketed $2.  $18 + $2 = $20, where did the other dollar go.

They paid $7 each for $21

Each go back $1 so that made the pay $6 each for $18

The maid pocketed $2 so that's only $20

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21 minutes ago, Way2slow said:

JFrancho

3 guys rent a motel room for $21, each pays $7

There was a problem with the room so the manager gives the maid $5 to give back to the 3 guys.

Maid figures five dollars is going to be hard for them split, so she pockets $2 and gives them back $3

Since each go back a dollar, that made them only pay $6 each for the room.

Well, 3 x $6 = $18 they paid for the room, and the maid pocketed $2.  $18 + $2 = $20, where did the other dollar go.

They paid $7 each for $21

Each go back $1 so that made the pay $6 each for $18

The maid pocketed $2 so that's only $20

 

The mathematical layout of this joke/riddle is meant to mislead.  No dollar is ever missing.

 

21 - 5 = 16 paid for the room.  The maid has 2 dollars and each guy received a dollar back, so 16 paid, plus 2 the maid took, plus one dollar for each of the three guys to receive in return equals $21.  (16 + 2 + 3 = 21) 

 

The room cost $16 dollars (see above) so the men paid 5.33 each for the room (16 divided by 3). The men also paid the 2 dollars that the maid took, so dividing the 2 dollars among 3 guys is .67  cents each added to what they paid, or 6 dollars each ($18).  Then each received a dollar back for a total of 3 dollars received back.  $18 + 3$ is $21 which accounts for all of the money.

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1 hour ago, senile1 said:

 

The mathematical layout of this joke/riddle is meant to mislead.  No dollar is ever missing.

 

21 - 5 = 16 paid for the room.  The maid has 2 dollars and each guy received a dollar back, so 16 paid, plus 2 the maid took, plus one dollar for each of the three guys to receive in return equals $21.  (16 + 2 + 3 = 21) 

 

The room cost $16 dollars (see above) so the men paid 5.33 each for the room (16 divided by 3). The men also paid the 2 dollars that the maid took, so dividing the 2 dollars among 3 guys is .67  cents each added to what they paid, or 6 dollars each ($18).  Then each received a dollar back for a total of 3 dollars received back.  $18 + 3$ is $21 which accounts for all of the money.

Now I’ll be able to sleep tonight.

I’ve often wondered how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if he could chuck it .🧐

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If a guy walks in to get a room for the night and gives the owner 100.00 and asked to look at the room before he decides to take it.  Then the inn keeper takes the 100.00 and walks across the street to the bar and pays his 100.00 tab....The the bartender pays his hooked the 100.00 that he owns her.....then she walks across the street to pay the inn keeper for what she owes for the previous night......then the original guy returns and decides not to take the room and gets his money back.  How did all the debt get canceled and no body lost $$$$'

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Why do we say “heads up” when we actually duck? 🤔

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On 7/19/2019 at 7:03 PM, A-Jay said:

Why are there no 'B' batteries ? 

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A-Jay

Because they don't grade on a curve?

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When French people swear do they say, “pardon my English”? 🤔

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you’re gonna love this

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If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

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24 minutes ago, J Francho said:

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Charlton Heston's favorite brand.

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If a group of crows fails to gather, is it an attempted murder?

 

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1 minute ago, haggard said:

If a group of crows fails to gather, is it an attempted murder?

 

   That's a ...... stretch.  :roflmao1:  jj

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Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of a church show a lack of faith? 🤔

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Why is it still called “skinny dipping” when fat people swim naked?

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