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They're not making Fords any longer. They're long enough.

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How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkled in the shower? 🤔

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Why is there a D in fridge but no D in refrigerator. 

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28 minutes ago, slonezp said:

Why is there a D in fridge but no D in refrigerator. 

Because the word fridge is short for Frigidaire, the brand name of the first refrigerators.

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Why do cows wear bells...Cuz, their horns don't work..

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"It's not a lie if you believe it"

 

 

 

 

Mike

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17 hours ago, 12poundbass said:

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkled in the shower? 🤔

What I've read before is that our hands and feet wrinkle like that to provide extra traction and grip for back when we didn't have shoes and gloves and people would spend lots of time in the water.....but who knows?? 

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10 hours ago, Bassin' Brad said:

What I've read before is that our hands and feet wrinkle like that to provide extra traction and grip for back when we didn't have shoes and gloves and people would spend lots of time in the water.....but who knows?? 

Bingo!   It gives us better grip on wet objects.

 

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-our-fingers-and-toes-wrinkle-during-a-bath/

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17 hours ago, Mike L said:

"It's not a lie if you believe it"

 

 

 

 

Mike

.....is the key to beating a polygraph 👍

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Why is there no W in one? There’s a W in two that we don’t even use.
 

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1 hour ago, 12poundbass said:

What is a question with no answer called? 🤔

A wife's ramblings?

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Isn’t it scary that Doctors call what they do a “practice”?

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If you get scared half to death twice, do you die?

It's not strange to think about sleeping 8 hours a day, but it is strange to think about sleeping 4 months out of every year.

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If you wear western apparel, does that mean you're ranch dressing?

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Is it wetter under water if you're there when it rains?

What gets wetter as it dries?....ice..

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