I took three rod tubes from past orders and secretly placed them by the front door and rang the door bell.  The look on her face could have broken glass.  Now when my real order comes today all I have to hear is, " it's not funny anymore."

You put NOTHING over on the wife...

 

That’s what makes them wives.

What is gonna be real funny is when the real ones come tomorrow and she goes out and stomps them all or breaks them because of your "prank"....now that will be hilarious.

 

35 minutes ago, flyfisher said:

What is gonna be real funny is when the real ones come tomorrow and she goes out and stomps them all or breaks them because of your "prank"....now that will be hilarious.

 

The rods may have a better chance of surviving this than he does.

^ What he said.

 

I've learned over time that when you think you got something over on the wife...she's just gathering evidence.

if anyone goes to that level to "trick" the wife then they should probably spend that money on either a divorce lawyer or counseling

You guys all got it wrong.  My wife knows when I prank her.  She also knows I don't purposely deceive her. She knows my twisted sense of humor. That's why we've been married for almost 47 years.  

I can see this scenario playing out in your household:

 

Wife yells down the stairs, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

 

Concerned, you reply, "No....".

 

A couple of seconds later, she'll respond, "How about now?" 

No voodoo in this house hold.  I am however still trying to get the crochet needle out of my butt.

7 minutes ago, Columbia Craw said:

No voodoo in this house hold.  I am however still trying to get the crochet needle out of my butt.

It's the hook on the end that makes it a bummer.

Well, here's how it played out.  My sweetie was in the living room working on a puzzle.  I hear, " Doug, the Fed Ex driver is out front.  Did Katie have something coming or did you order something?  Oh it must be for you. Yah, it's a rod from Dobyns.  Did you order a rod because it's here.  Don't leave it on the porch. "   

 

She's wonderful.

 

 

Wow , you my man are the DOMINANT figure of that household. ?

On 3/31/2020 at 4:47 PM, MN Fisher said:

^ What he said.

 

I've learned over time that when you think you got something over on the wife...she's just gathering evidence.

Or spending even more than you, and probably getting away with it. They are better at it, believe me. 

Now head up the Columbia or Ten Mile and get the newness off!!!