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So i was doing a little remodeling last night in the ole "MAN CAVE". I moved my fly tying table to another side of the room. I forgot to mention i have the attention span of a 2 year old. Apparently the edge of my table was right over a vent in my house. so i sat down to tie a couple of "AJ Specials", Which consist of a lot of marabou. And as many of you know , marabou, can be moved by an ant fart. About 8 flies into it, i have accumulated a bit of a mess. This is about the time the temperature in my house has went below 64 degrees. At this time the heat kicks on. Feathers all in my eye, throat, and nostril.  Looks like i got tea bagged by a chicken.  I start to violently cough causing me to fart, thus ruining a pair of boxers(im not going to come out and say it,but you know i done.)In conclusion, pay attetion to what you are doing and clean up your messes as you go.

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Two words....

West Virginia.    ;)

AJ, you are freakin nut    ;D

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So.... the morel of the story is don't snort marabou cause you'll poop your pants??? :-/ :-/

word!

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;D...I really needed to laugh today...

Thanks and good advice....

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Well I was gonna suggest I bring up the boat and we get to gether and hit the river maybe in early spring but now I ain't so sure.  We may have to borrow Booten's boat and do it.

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Yeah A.J, you need to drop the maribou habit man. It sounds like you are only in the experimental stage but it can take you at anytime! LOL

I got a bad attention problem too. Funny story man!  ;D

CJ

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I start to violently cough causing me to fart, thus ruining a pair of boxers(im not going to come out and say it,but you know i done.)

Took hold of the back pocket, eh?  ;D

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funny thing is CJ ive been tieing flies for about 8 or so years , just havent learned no better.   lol yeh i sharted . Must run in the family huh jimzee. lol "run in the family". Lol yeh Burley

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I've heard of some strange things people due for a "buzz", but never maribou and feathers! You're livin' on the edge, edge of sanity!

SHARTED!! Good one

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