What is everybody's favorite toilet paper and sanitation techniques?

Heck, with all of the other hygiene related threads, I thought why not... :

leaves in the woods and water from the creek.

Quilted Northern; one square with a hole poked in the center.

Quilted Northern; one square with a hole poked in the center.

This explains the only arse u can get

Baby seal fur and melted polar ice cap water. I use aerosol cans to spray the seals in the eyes. This accomplishes two things - spraying them in the eyes stuns them so I can club them. The use of aerosol cans hastens the melting of the icecap, thus insuring a steady supply of the water. Take that PETA.

I hold it until I take a shower.  If it fails to break down for the drain then I step on it until it's all nice and mooshy.  Clean up is easy since you're already in the shower.  I estimate my savings on TP per year is around 200 dollars.  The savings are passed on to Senkos, LC cranks and so forth.

I hold it until I take a shower. If it fails to break down for the drain then I step on it until it's all nice and mooshy. Clean up is easy since you're already in the shower. I estimate my savings on TP per year is around 200 dollars. The savings are passed on to Senkos, LC cranks and so forth.

TMI but very veryyyyyyyyyy  green minded

I hold it until I take a shower. If it fails to break down for the drain then I step on it until it's all nice and mooshy. Clean up is easy since you're already in the shower.

the funny/disgusting thing is I actually had a friend who did that once...

Since this is a gross out thread, with my twisted mind, I have to participate.

All your answers are good, but I have a better suggestion.

A thru hull fitting. They come in sizes up to several inches.

Get one the appropriate size for you, insert, then do your business. Remove, rinse, use a clorox wipe, store in zip log bag for next use.

Quilted Northern; one square with a hole poked in the center.

This explains the only arse u can get

Says the Redneck. At least I know blood relatives and cellmates don't count..........  

Since this is a gross out thread, with my twisted mind, I have to participate.

All your answers are good, but I have a better suggestion.

A thru hull fitting. They come in sizes up to several inches.

Get one the appropriate size for you, insert, then do your business. Remove, rinse, use a clorox wipe, store in zip log bag for next use.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.... a backpack mounted bilgepump could be just the ticket

most retarded thread ever = yes

really I mean it...what has this place become?

most retarded thread ever = yes

really I mean it...what has this place become?

Just wait until cabin fever sits in.

    I prefer Charmin.  If it is good enough for bears it is good enough for me.

most retarded thread ever = yes

really I mean it...what has this place become?

What started as a tongue in cheek poke at some personal hygiene threads, turned into a few guys having fun. Relax, have fun or just don't pay any mind.

electric corncobs

Just imagine how your dogs feel.......lick,lick  

im a paper, paper, wet wipe, paper type of guy.

electric corncobs

On a hammer drill, or a Sawzall?

electric corncobs

On a hammer drill, or a Sawzall?

jackhammer with denatured alcohol.