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Stupid Thumb

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Pretty sure my mind doesn't want me to have a left thumb. Dang thing takes a beating constantly. In January I almost cut it off at work needed stitches but refused to go so I duct taped it and super glued it for about a week. Soon as it was healed enough to not have a bandage I smashed it between a door frame and a mold at work full of snow and ice weighing a couple hundred pounds. Constantly smashing it with a hammer.

Then last weekend at drill I closed my feed try cover well let me rephrase that I slammed my feed tray cover of my M240 on it three times getting frustrated on loading it. I've been a 240 gunner for 4 of my 7.5 years in the military and one of my last times in gonna have with the gun I slam my thumb in the thing three times in a row. That got it pretty tender and black and blue. Later that day I was using a small screw driver to pry some thing and slipped driving it all the way under my thumb nail to the base on the one side now that's black and blue also bout to fall off.

Then today just walking the bank of the lake passing by some kids and one snagged my thumb as he casted.

Granted the last one wasn't inflicted by me but pretty sure some one doesn't want me using my left thumb.

My left thumb has seem some turmoil as well. I won't mention the story, but it was my 21st birthday, and a broken jagermeister bottle took a huge gash out of my thumb. I superglued it and wrapped in masking tape.....all good lol.

  • Super User

lol dang

 

post video of you snatching nail off 

Hit it with a hammer to fix it.

  • Super User

Hit it with a hammer to fix it.

 

 

Film it too lol

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  • Super User

lol dang

post video of you snatching nail off

Hell no I'm a huge baby when it comes to my nails lol. I've been nursing it like crazy if I can keep it taped down and not fall off I'm gonna. Right now it's a big blood blister and cracked.

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