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The mother walks into the home of her daughter and finds her daughter laying on the couch, totally naked.

 

"Don't be upset, mom," she said. "I am waiting for my hubby to come home and I am wearing an invisible dress."

 

The mother goes home and takes off all of her clothes and lays on her couch, waiting for her husband to return from work.

 

When her hubby enters the house he sees her and says, "so what's going on?"

 

The wife replaies, "I am laying here, waiting for you, in my invisible dress."

 

"Oh" answers the husband. "I think it needs ironing to get rid of the wrinkles."

 

 

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LOL...

Oh boy...what hospital is he in?  Ha.

3 hours ago, jbw252 said:

Oh boy...what hospital is he in?  Ha.

Exactly!

that's as bad as the preachers wife who just had to keep buying new dresses . he told her the next time that she got the urge just say devil get ye behind me. the very next week he noticed her in a brand new blue dress. he ask didn't you do what I ask. she replied I did and he said it looked good from back there!!

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2 hours ago, lonnie g said:

that's as bad as the preachers wife who just had to keep buying new dresses . he told her the next time that she got the urge just say devil get ye behind me. the very next week he noticed her in a brand new blue dress. he ask didn't you do what I ask. she replied I did and he said it looked good from back there!!

That's funny right there! :roflmao1:

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