Two explorers were traveling throught the jungle, accompanied by a few natives. They saw a very strange looking bird perched in a tree. They asked the natives what kind of bird it was. The natives replied that it was a Foo bird. The explorers had never heard of a Foo bird, so they moved under the tree to get a better look at it. As they were studying the bird, it S#@t directly on their heads. One of the explorers wiped it off at once, and immediately fell dead. The other one the s@#t on his helmet, and was unharmed. The moral of the story is "If Foo s@#ts, wear it. 

Please don't hate me for this joke....<G>

This is the kind of joke my girlfriend would threaten to kick me out of the house for telling…I’m laughing at this one, but it’s almost like I’m laughing at myself for laughing at something so corny. 8/10!

6 minutes ago, Jar11591 said:

This is the kind of joke my girlfriend would threaten to kick me out of the house for telling…I’m laughing at this one, but it’s almost like I’m laughing at myself for laughing at something so corny. 8/10!

My wife regularly threatens to divorce me when I tell this kind of joke. Fortunately, she doesn't really mean it (I hope).