Jokes 1.2

We had a thread here for jokes. I'm too lazy to look for it, so I thought I'd start a new and improved one. It really isn't new and it's only improved because yours truly thought to revive it. Some of my favorites are blond jokes;

  Three blonds are sitting on a river bank each with a pole in hand.  The game warden approaches and asks to see their licenses. We don't have them because we don't need them. What do you mean you don't need them, you're obviously fishing.  With that all three reel in their lines and attached to the end were magnets.  See, says the first blond, no hooks just magnets. We drag them along the bottom collecting all sorts of debris and cleaning up the river in the process.  Well I guess you're right. You don't need a license for that. Have fun and thanks for your efforts.

As soon as he was out of earshot the blonds began laughing so hard their sides started to ache.  What a moron! How'd he ever get to be a game warden? Doesn't he know there are steelhead in this river?