No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize the cat.

When mom is mad at dad, don't let her brush your hair.

If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the second one.

Never ask a two year old to hold a tomato.

You can't trust the dog to watch your food.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

School lunches stick to the wall.

The world according to ghoti!! ;D ;D

Once again... it wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true.

Thanks for sharing.