If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Occasional tables - what are they the rest of the time?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?

Why is it called lipstick, if you can still move your lips?

Is there such a thing as a closet claustrophobic?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Does killing time damage eternity?

If a rabbit's foot is so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

What's another word for synonym?

Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

Do sheep shrink when it rains?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world"Up Over"?

Why is it called a "building" when it's already built?

Looks like someone been watching Gallagher and George Carlin ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bounce worhty

hahahahah that sheep one is rich. ;D ;D ;D