Recently an old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. Government officials sent by the President to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied . "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled . "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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Now that's funny right there.  I dont care who you are.

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hahah thats a good one

Speaking of indain chiefs:

In the good 'ol days, there was a doctor who lived in a cabin. One day while sitting on his porch, the doctor saw a indian trotting down the path. The indian came up to him and said: "Big chief no poop."

The doctor said, "Bring the Big Chief one of these pills. It should help him."

So the indian trotted back down the path.

The next day the indain came back and said: "Big chief no poop."

The doctor said: "Here, bring him two of these pills. That should do it."

So the indain trotted down the path.

The third day the indian came back yet again and said: "Big chief still no poop."

The doctor was concerned so he said "Tell him to take this whole bottle."

The next day, the indian came back and said,"Big poop, no chief."

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ABELFISHER.