One of are funnyest fun threads have died and I miss it alot so it LIVES again! For those of you that do not remember this or never heard of it some one ask a question and you answer it in a stupid way then ask you own question.

Well ill start it.

Why do people in texas have to love texas so much?

becuase they are texans DUH

lol

Would the sky fall if the sun rose?

We will find out tomarrow if we are still alive or not...

How many bass resource members does it take to screw in a light bulb? (i think this was asked already but i forgot the answer)

Normally one EXCEPT: Muddy would have three guys with bats, and RW would somehow use Yo-Zuri Ultrasoft and a Stella to screw it in.

What the heck is " pie are skwared"?

What the heck is " pie are skwared"?

A sicilian pizza, what else?

Where do you go when someone puts you on hold?

To go get what my wife calls the bible from the bathroom!!!

What type of guy is on the internet at 2am and isn't looking at porn?

A fisherman  with cabin fever

I used a "launch" ramp to launch my boat.

Where is the retrieving ramp?

I have been stuck out here in the water for 5 years now!

The retreiving ramp has been closed for repairs.  It is being handled in a combined effort through Dept. of Traffic and the IRS.  The project has been separated into 4 phases.  Phase 1, completed last century, consisted of arriving at the site and having a cup of coffee.  Phase 2, also known as the second phase, is a continuous project consisting of 5 guys standing looking at a hole and then getting a cup of coffee.  Phase 3 had been started, but due to improper forms being signed, has been stopped so the crew can go get coffee.  The last phase has no scheduled start date, but as soon as the new guy gets back with the coffee we'll look into it.  Thank you for your patience and we expect the work to be finished by 2038.

Why does anyone ever believe a sports figure when he says he's "retiring?"

Take a look at Michael Jordon.

Why do they call it "tug of war"? Shouldn't it be called "War of Tug"?

When you drink milk--where does the white go?

We all know where the color of beer goes. 8-)

we skipped one.

Go to NY harbor if you want to see a war of tugs.

How could the dodgers leave Brooklyn for (gag) L.A.??

LA was the only place they could hide safely after deserting Brooklyn

Why do so many Old Retired Guys from New York move to Florida?

LANGUAGE BARRIER IS THE SAME, BUT THE WEATHER IS EASIER ON THE BONES.

WHY DO BLIND PEOPLE WEAR SUNGLASSES EVEN AT NIGHT?

I guess its to make them look a little better. :-?

Where did "shimano" come up with the name "Shimano"?

From his great great great great great great great great great uncles great great mother-in-law's ex-husband's grand father. His name was Shimano

If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 then Fishing + more fishing = ?

If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 then Fishing + more fishing = ?

the baitmonkey's favorite equation

Why isnt Pluto a planet anymore?

After years of research and taking the square root of Pi, it was decided that Pluto was not worthy of planet status, and the researchers needed to get more coffee, so they just kinda voted on it.

What is the meaning of preteneer????

Preteener- adolescent who is soon coming to the age which can create hair loss, ulcers and some very long nights for a parent.  It is also a term to let parents know it is time to start saving money for either college or bail.  Surely, one of the two will be needed in the upcoming years.

Where's the beef?

Its on the plate, next to the taters and veggies...

Where, oh, where has my little dog gone?  Oh where, oh where can he be?

taking a nap behind the couch.

whats in the  space between the paint and the wall?

my ex wife    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can anyone explain "NEW MATH"??

New means something that hasn't been done before, seen before, or heard of before.

Math is a process by which we manipulate numbers with other numbers to come out with a different number.

New Math, therefore, is new numbers.

Why do so many people make turns in their cars without using a signal?

because there too lazy. sitting down takes all the energy out of them, oh lets not forget pushing the gas. WHOA....lol

Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who?

No one let them out, They jumped over the fence.

What would happend if a Woodchuck could NOT chuck wood?

He would be Ground Chuck!!!1 : : : :

If a wood chuck could chuck wood how much wood could a wood chuck chuck??????