Jimmy went home one night after work. His wife of many years met him with the comment; well, you've forgotten our anniversary, again. I am not going to stand for this much longer. He says "what can I do"? She replys " there better be something new in driveway tomorrow that will go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds"

Jimmy goes shopping.

The next morning the wife notices a box, wrapped and ribboned in the driveway. When she opens it, she finds a new bathroom scale.

Jimmy is still unable to receive visitors.

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I got quite the chuckle from this joke!

;D ;D ;D ;D omg! I gotta tell my folks this one!  

Me like that one. What a good joke.

That one had me rollin....  

Good one

awesome joke

Now that was funny!!!

Falcon

Thanks for the joke!After the day I've had it was nice to have a good laugh

that was a good one