Good Samaratan joke

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding

on the

> >> > door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken

stranger,

> >>standing

> >> > in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

> >> >

> >> > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He

slams

> >>the

> >> > door and returns to bed.

> >> >

> >> > "Who was that?" asked his wife.

> >> >

> >> > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

> >> >

> >> > "Did you help him?" she asks.

> >> >

> >> > "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain

out

> >>there!"

> >> >

> >> > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you

remember

> >>about

> >> > three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped

us? I

> >>think

> >> > you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

> >> >

> >> > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the

> >> > pounding

> >> > rain.

> >> >

> >> > He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

> >> >

> >> > "Yes," comes back the answer.

> >> >

> >> > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

> >> >

> >> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

> >> >

> >> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.

> >> >

> >> > "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.