A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in

the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removal.."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30

minutes..

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a

baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go

up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When

the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and

not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in

the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE...STILL GOOD THOUGH ;D

An oldie but a goodie!

I would not really call that funny.

You right Other THATS HILLARIOUS

Another good one!!!