Subject: 1972-2007

1972 : Long hair

2007 : Longing for hair

1972: KEG

2007: EKG

1972 : Acid rock

2007: Acid reflux

1972 : Moving to California because it's cool

2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1972 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972 : Seeds and stems

2007: Roughage

1972 : Hoping for a BMW

2007: Hoping for a BM

1972 : Going to a new, hip joint

2007: Receiving a new hip joint

1972 : Rolling Stones

2007: Kidney Stones

1972 : Being called into the principal's office

2007 : Calling the principal's office

1972 : Screw the system

2007: Upgrade the system

1972 : Disco

2007: Costco

1972 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972 : Passing the drivers' test

2007: Passing the vision test

1972 : Whatever

2007 : Depends

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were

born in 1987 .

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or

"de plane, Boss, de plane."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald 's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble

reading...

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You got that right Frogtog. Good stuff,lol. ;D