Home Remedies

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Subject: FW: AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

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1.  If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling

Water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove

itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to

hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using

the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for

a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use

a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you

from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze

button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you

will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't

move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the

duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought:  SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ... NOT REALLY GOOD FOR

ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE

STAIRS.