I just ate 1.25 pounds of stouffers macaroni and cheese. I can already tell that was a bad idea, especially considering all the cheese dip I had yesterday with my chips. Any bets on how long before my bowels seize up and kill me?

cp.... you still there.... MODS CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Oh thank God, he's ok.  This might help you get back on your feet.

Into self mutiliation I see... :-/

well...I can't say unfortunately  ;D

I give it about an hour max based on what you said. I guess all that cheese has the same effects as Ex-Lax  ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

You need some of that stuff that they give you when you go to the doctor to get a Rotor Roter, you know that thang they do from the bottom up. ;D

Wait tell you get Avid's age :oSorry Avid no one has ticked you off today just trying to help >

Wait tell you get Avid's age :oSorry Avid no one has ticked you off today just trying to help >

Sorry to disappoint you dude, but everything gets up, or goes out as needed.

Any bets on how long before my bowels seize up and kill me?

Very poetic, excellent imagery.

Too Bad you are not In New York City IT'S FLEET WEEK THERE

Update: I just had another bowl of it. Same stuff, same 1.25 pounds. I cant help it, it's so tasty!

I certainly hope its elbow macaroni and not something with a blunt end. hehehehehe  gonna sound like a brick hitting the bottom of the crapper when ya break loose......jesus dude whats the matter with you??

Dude, before you crap it out, eat some peanut butter.  ;D ;D ;D

This topic has definitely gone down the CRAPPER!  Anyone need the plunger?  ;D