>>

>>       Can you cry under water?

>>

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>>         How important does a person have to be before they are considered

>> assassinated instead of just murdered?

>>

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>>         Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a

>> "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

>>

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>>

>>         Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you

>> were buried in for eternity?

>>

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>>         Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

>>

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>>

>>         What disease did cured ham actually have?

>>

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>>

>>         How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it

>> would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

>>

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>>

>>         Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies

>> wake up like every two hours?

>>

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>>

>>         If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a

>> hearing?

>>

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>>

>>         Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

>>

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>>

>>         Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

>> binoculars to look at things on the ground?

>>

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>>

>>       Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to

>> see you naked anyway.

>>

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>>

>>         Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

>>

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>>

>>         Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

>> horrible crisp,

>>       which no decent human being would eat?

>>

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>>

>>         If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song

>> about him?

>>

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>>         Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

>>

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>>

>>         If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a

>> coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

>>

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>>

>>         Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

>> They're both dogs!

>>

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>>

>>         If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,

>> why didn't he just buy dinner?

>>

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>>

>>         If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

>> vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

>>

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>>

>>         If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from

>> morons?

>>

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>>

>>         Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the

>> same tune?

>>

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>>         Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

>>

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>>

>>         Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,

>> but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

>>

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>>

>>         Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets

>> mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out

>> the window?

>>

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>>        Where do the people who live in Hawaii go on vacation?

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Why do your feet smell and  your nose run?

where do you go when someone puts you on 'hold'

why do we park on a driveway....and drive on a parkway?

If a mute person swears does his mother makes him wash his hand?

Why do people work their buts off half of their life so they can sit on a beach the other half, when it is so much easier to just skip the work part?

LOL great thread. Stuff like this really cracks me up. ;D

If a tree falls in the woods while no one is around, and it crushes a mime, does anyone care?  ;D

I actually sung the two songs, then read the next line in disgust :-[.

I actually sung the two songs, then read the next line in disgust :-[.

ME TOO!!! :

Ha Ha!!  ;D Those are great!!