Good Advice

Planning

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be

worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00

left,

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling you would have

had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

It's called the 401-KEG Plan.