A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her

    grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and

   goes over to the counter.

   

      A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She

   says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

   

      He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the

   counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't

    believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

   

      He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404

   reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on

   sale this week for only $20.00."

   

      She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound

    of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her

   credit card drops on the floor.

   

      "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

   

      She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first

    she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk

    could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she

    was the only person around.

   

      The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

   

      The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me

    the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

   

      He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck

    Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

Very funny

Good one!  ;D

I got choked.  Funny stuff!! ;D