Ok, In one of the funny emails Muddy keeps me supplied with, I found an idea.

Let's see what you guys can come up with for a caption for this picture

Remember, keep it civil, family board here.

Go for it!

Here's mine.  

"Well,...first they put me in jail and I thought that was "Hot", but then they took me out again and then I had to go back IN again, I mean , why do I have to obey the stupid laws like all the nasty people..."

                                                                                              -Paris the Poodle

Yes, the mud vault is awesome. ;D ;D ;D

I personally like the caption that came with it, but it's not PG

I personally thought this one was so funny, but soooooooooooooooooooo true

"Stop drinking out of my waterbowl. I know where your mouth has been and what it's been licking.  While you're at it, that corner of the yard is mine, I'm getting tired of seeing your messes over there.  Stop leaving the doggie door up, have some courtesy for once and leave it down.  Keep your bones out of my bed and for gods sakes have the decency to leave the house if you're going to fart, it's like a dutch oven in there........."

If dogs were able to get married.

"I'm pregnant with your pups and my mother is coming to stay for a few months."

hey Tank, does this new hair style make me look fat,i think i may have gained an ounce or 2,jezz not the question AGAIN, uhmmmmm?.........yes?NO NO NO wait i mean no!!!!!.everything makes you look fat.WHAT!?!?!?!.oh god what have i gotten myself into ill never hear the end of this one

Talk about coyote ugly!.  One things for sure, I am NEVER drinking with Fido and Spike again!

AND YOU HAD TO BRING ME HERE TO THE SPRINGER SHOW TO TELL ME YOU WERE BORN A MALE

"I found the receipt from Bass Pro Shops oh H_ _l no a rod for $349.00! You're not going fishing today your going shopping with me at Saks!"

Great ones guys!!

ok, next one,....

WHOA!  A-GAIN with the whoopi cushion,...Harpo, you devil.... ;D

GEEZZ OPRAH, WITH ALLYOUR MONEY YOU WOULD THINK THERE WOULD AT LEAST BE SOME TOILET PAPER HERE

Dog response!

You are not going to believe this, but they took me to the vet today and he cut off my testicles.  The vet says you are going in tomorrow.

Oprah Response.

Oh My Gawd, Who let the alligator loose!