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A SWEET TALE OF LOVE

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> LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

> Just because someone does not love you the way you want them to, doesn't

> mean they don't love you with all they have... Jim and Edna were both

> patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the

> hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.  He sank to

> the bottom of the pool and stayed there.  Edna promptly jumped in to save

> him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.  When the head Nurse

> Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to

> be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her mentally

> stable.

> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and

> bad news.  The good news is you are being discharged; since you were able

> to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of

> another, you have a sound mind.  The bad news is, Jim, the patient you

> saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you

> saved him.  I am so sorry, but he's dead."  Edna replied, "He didn't hang

> himself, I put him there to dry.  How soon can I go home?"

Now that's a thought

Sound thinkin from a woman in love................

Have a great vacation Muddy! deb

Thanks. Elaine has to work the next two days So I am gonna visit some friends and relatives in Brooklyn. I miss this place so bad, but after living in a rural area I couldn't do the hustle needed to live here right now. When I finish my degree ( 6 more credits) a plan will follow.

BROOKLYN is still the best place in the world for me. At Noon, hit the shower and over to Spumoni Gardens for a slice of Siciilan Pie then a visit with my uncle/godfather, he is my dads last living brother.

See Ya

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Hey Muddy, have a safe and relaxing vacation.

Falcon

Muddy,

Your a true romantic.

Hey niksfishinmom where's your avatar?

Hey niksfishinmom where's your avatar?

guess I'm invisible :o

What do you mean, can't you see it. I think you've been watching out too closely for gators and have strained your eyes 8-) 8-) 8-)

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