A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,

two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a

difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow field.  We went to

look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of  the

cows had something white at its rear.

I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf

ball with  my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of

the cow's butt.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this

looks like yours'!

I don't remember much after that

Nice.  I laughed out loud and people at work looked at me weird.

at first i didnt get it, then with some deep thought i then relized his wife knocked him out

at first i didnt get it, then with some deep thought i then relized his wife knocked him out

same,,i got it all rong till i read his post an thought about it again