Best Joke of the Year

A Somali man arrives in Minneapolis as a new

immigrant to the United States . He stops the first

person he sees walking down the street and says,

"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this

country, giving me housing, food stamps, free

medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here

in America !" The person says, "I not American, I

Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person

he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank

you for the wonderful America !" That person puts

up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am

not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an

American ?" She says, "No, I am from Africa !"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and

says..."Probably at work."

Funny. !