A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala >event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was >no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in >attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant >Major for conversation.

>"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a >very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

>"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

>"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations >and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

>"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

>The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a >conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up >a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

>The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious >manner.

>Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you >don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last >time you had sex?"

>"1955, ma'am."

>"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and >quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex >since 1955 ! " She took his hand and led him to a >private room where she proceeded to "relax" him

>several times.

>Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his >bare chest and said,

>"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

>The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his >matter-of-fact voice,

>"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

>

>(Don't you just love military time?!)

;D ;D Good one!