A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where

> she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of

> eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce,

> half a dozen tomatoes, a one lb. jar of coffee, a 1/2 lb.

> pack of bacon As she was unloading her items on the

> conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind

> her watched as she placed the items in front of the

> cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her

> purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be

> single." The woman was a bit startled by this

> proclamation, but she was intrigued by the

> derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

> She looked at her six items on the belt and saw

> nothing particularly unusual about her selections

> that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital

> status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she

> said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely

> correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The

> drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

>

Good one muddy!

Old One Muddy!

;D thanks Muddy, I really needed that! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mookette