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> >A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

> >Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an

> >Amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the

> >mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were

> >willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.

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> >The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,

> >explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father

> >had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband

> >felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

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> >The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

> >The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the

> >husband's' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

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> >At this point, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband

> >continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously

> >helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to

> >transfer ALL the pain to him.

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> >The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the

> >Husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

> >

> >When they got home, the postman was found dead on the porch.

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