> > >> > A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to

> > >> > be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

> > >> > Good morning, said the young man. If I could take a couple of

>minutes

> > >> > of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high

> > >> > powered vacuum cleaners.Go away, said the old lady. I havent got

>any

> > >> > money, Im broke As she proceeded to close the door, the young man

> > >> > wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. Dont be too

> > >> > hasty, he said. Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.

> > >> > And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway

> > >> > carpet.If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this

> > >> > horse

> > >> > manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally

> > >> > eat the remainder.

> > >> > The old lady stepped back and said,Well I hope you got a damned

> > >> > good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

>What

> > >> > part of broke do you not understand. ;D

;D

Frogtog strikes again!

One of those look before you leap lessons.

Nice

Hahahaha Nice one...

Good Stuff.  

Very funny!! ;D

I'll have to share that one with others.

Thanks!!