an old man was sitting on the porch and a young boy walked by with some duct tape.....the old man asked

"what ya gonna do with that duct tape boy"

"i am gonna catch me some ducks"

"boy you cant catch ducks with duct tape"

a few hours later the boy returned with a whole bunch of ducks stuck on his duct tape

next day same situation but this time the boy has chicken wire...

"what ya gonna do with that chicken wire boy"

i am gonna catch me some chickens" replys the boy

"you cant catch chickens with chicken wire"

sure enough, a while later the boy returns with a bunch of chickens stuck in his chicken wire

next day the boy comes walking along again with a hand full of pussywillows

"hold on son let me get my hat!" screamed the old man  ;D

lol.  

VERY FUNNY!!!

Falcon

HAHA that's great Red!  Definately gave me my laugh for the day.