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     The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man

elite fighting unit called the USRSF (United States Redneck Special

Forces).

     

     

     

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     These Georgia, Texas, Alabama, Arkansas and Louisiana boys will

be dropped off into Iraq and have been given ONLY the following facts

about terrorists:

     

            1. The season opened today.

            2. There is no limit.

            3. They taste just like chicken.      

            4. They hate beer, pickups, country music and Jesus.

            5. They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

            6. They love Hillary.

     

     

     The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

     

     

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Forget it,....The leaders over there just called George Doublya after reading the post.  All is good, oil is free.  They apologized for the inconvenience over the last few years.

;D ;D

  • Super User

That's too funny!!!

Falcon

That is great frogtog!  :D

  • Super User

That's my uncle in that pic. ;)

Funny ;D...but true

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