The family wheeled Grandpa out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where the activities for his 100th birthday were taking place.  Grandpa couldn't speak very well, but he could write notes when he needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandpa started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up, and stuffed pillows on his right.

A short time later, he started leaning off to his left, so again family grabbed himand stuffed pillows on his left.

Soon he started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed him, then tied a pillowcase around his waist to hold him up.  

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandpa and said Hi Grandpa, you're looking good ! How are they treating you ?    

Grandpa took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew.......

"They won't let me fart!

roflmao, that was a good one

That's a lot better than the one I had!!!  Funny stuff man.  

yuck, yuck ;D  ;D

ROGLMAO ;D

Nice!

You gotta watch those old guys...

;D :

That was great!!

Falcon

Thats a good one. ;D