> > << > Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into

the

> >  > > woods.  Harry, his partner had laughed and poked fun, but then

> >  > > somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few

yards

> >  > > beyond.

> >  > >   Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute.

> >  > > Finally, in a  patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his

> >  > > ball. Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and

> >  > > thrashed every single buttercup in that patch.

> >  > > All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old

woman

> >  > > appeared.

> >  > > She said, "I'm Mother Nature!  Do you know how long it took me

to

> >  > > make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter

        for your popcorn for the rest of your life.....better still;

you

won't

> >  > > have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as

a

> >  > > matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest

of

> >  > > your life!"

> >  > > Then POOF!...she was gone. After Fred got a hold of himself, he

> >  > > hollered for his friend, "Harry!....Harry!...where are you?"

Harry

> >  > > yells, "I'm over here, in the pussywillows." Fred screams

> >  > > back....."DON'T SWING!!!  FOR GODS SAKE!! DON'T SWING!

That is awesome!  Great stuff man.  That was the best laugh I've had all day dude.  Where do you guys come up with this stuff?  Haha.

I literally laughed out loud!!!  Thanks man, I needed that.  

That's a good one!!! ;D

Great!  

Nice one frogtog! ;D

I don't get it.  Someone explain it to me.  

That was a good one.

Falcon