A married couple were asleep when the phone rang At 2 in the morning. The

> very blonde wife picked up the

>  Phone, listened a moment and said "How should I Know, that's 200 miles

> from here!" and hung up.

>  The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife answered, "I don't know, some

> woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

A blonde is bragging about her knowledge of State Capitals

her boyfirend then asks her" OK Smartie what's the capital of Wisconson?"

She smugly relies" Ah that would be W!!!"

Not bad

I have one for you Muddy.

A blond was speeding down the highway and was pulled over by a blond female police officer. The blond female officer asked the speeding blond for her driver's license. The blond speeder asked the female officer what does a driver's license look like. The blond female officer said, Well it is about a 2 by 3 and has your picture on it. The blond speeder looked and looked through her purse and finally handed the blond female officer a small mirror. The blond female officer took the mirror looked into it and said Oh, I didn't know you were a fellow officer you can go and handed the mirror back to the blond speeder.

Now, my pastor of my church told me that one guys. :

Those are great ;D ;D ;D

Here is 1 more.

Q.What do you call a smart blonde

A. A Golden Retriever ;D

Funny stuff guys.... :-X