Interesting facts:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(not going there)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

brilliant

maybe in my next life ill be one of those animals that are two combined by scientists,oh lets say a pig AND a lion now that would be interesting

brilliant

maybe in my next life ill be one of those animals that are two combined by scientists,oh lets say a pig AND a lion now that would be interesting

i would have to say that you wouldn't last too long, but man what a trip it would be.

hahahahha that was great!

priceless, that was an awesome post

il add a few if you dont mind

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Nondairy creamer is flammable.

Jeremyt you need to spend more time fishing. You really don't won't to be a pig

they get barbecued after a couple of years.

German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

+1 for the pitties  

Jeremyt you need to spend more time fishing. You really don't won't to be a pig

they get barbecued after a couple of years.

And nearly every single male pig gets, shall we say, CUT at a VERY young age.  Where do you think those Rocky Mountain Oysters come from?

 Yea, but just think what fun the ones that don't have ;D...

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