There were three deer walking through the woods. One was the alpha buck, who was a monsterous 20 pointer! He was the biggest of his herd and he had many battle scars to boot.

Beside him stood the mega buck, who was a little smaller than the alpha buck and had 12 points. He too had battle scars but not as many as the alpha buck.

Then beside him was a scrawny button buck, who feared for his life anytime he got near another buck.

The three were walking down a path to a corn field full of does. It was the middle of the rut and they were ready to get some.

The alpha buck spoke up to the other two, "Look at me...I am the biggest buck of all the land and I know that if I even walk down there, the does will fight over me!" The mega buck chuckled and said, "Yeah, you get all the fat, ugly does and I get all the hot, sexy does who love to have a real buck, because they know, once you go mega buck you never go back!"

The two big bucks cracked up at each other and started to pick on each other. The little button head just lowered his ears and tucked his tail and went and layed down by a cedar with a sad look. The other two were worried and curious and they asked him what was wrong?

"You guys are so big and strong, you always get all the does. I always get picked on and beat up by the does..." The alpha buck felt sorry for the little button head and suggested that the button head fight another buck to show the does how tough he is. The button buck agreed.

When they walked into the field the does swarmed around the alpha buck and the mega buck. The little button buck stood there upset until a monster buck came crashing through the woods, he was even bigger than the alpha buck!

The little button head got all energetic and started to rattle bushes with his head, stomping his foot and snorting. All the does were intimitaded, but also laughing because they'd enjoy seeing the button head get crushed by the big buck.

The alpha buck then got worried and told the button head that it wasn't a good idea! That he should quit before he gets hurt!

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? IF I FIGHT THAT BUCK HE WILL MURDER ME! I AM JUST MAKING SURE HE KNOWS THAT I AM A BUCK!" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

HAHA!!! He better fold that tail down between his legs lol.  That's hilarious.  Thanks for the laugh, this has been the longest day at work, I needed that.

Good to hear I brightened you day lol!   ;D