Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.

        They panhandle on different areas of town.

       

       

        Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3

        dollars every day.

        Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

       

       

        Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".

       

       

        Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

        Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

        Jose says, " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."

       

       

        Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"

        Jose shows Carlos his sign.

        It reads, "I only need another $ 10.00 to move back to Mexico "

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ;D ;D ;D  wow i'll be laughin the rest of the night!!!