Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

Saw that one on here awhile back.

Still funny though.  ;D

First time for me an I like it!!

I think its funny, I like it.  ;D

Sounds like me and my wife...except I'm usually out of the house alot earlier than 5:30.....  

Classic!!!! ;D ;D

Sounds like me and my wife...except I'm usually out of the house alot earlier than 5:30.....

Fishing's the ONLY thing I'm getting at 2:12 in the morning.

This kind of reminds me of the commercial that was out a few years back (Citgo gas, I think). The scene shows the guy dragging out of bed at like 6:30 a.m. on Monday, then again (later) on Wednesday, and finally it shows 4:43 a.m. (before the alarm can go off) on Bass-day (Saturday) and he springs out of bed in his fishing gear. There was alot of truth to that commercial. I'm exactly that way when it comes to getting up to fish.