One beautiful December evening Pedro and his

   girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

   It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,

   "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

   Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

   Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.

   I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

   "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the

   moon." replied Rosita.

   Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

   Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time,

   we'll do Weeweechu."

   Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

   "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry

   Christmas,

   Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

   MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

   NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Good one!