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  • Super User

OUCH! that sucks. i'd be very mad if that happend to me.

who the hell brings a monkey into a grocerey store anyway!!!!

i'd hafta spank that monkey.

i'd hafta spank that monkey.

Ummmmmmm, welllllll, never mind! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

  • Super User

Fishbear, very well said.   ;D ;D ;D

They sell bait in the back of the store!

He just stopped in to check to see if they stocked up on that new lobster/bass/mouse attracting gizmo, she said no she never herd of it.  The monkey got mad at her becouse she was not up to speed on the latest fishing technologies then bit her.

Store clerk Brooke Ross has learned a valuable lesson the hard way: Resist the urge to pet a monkey.

Why did this have to happen in NC.

I saw the interview today and the lady said " he jumped of the mans shoulder and I reached out to pet him, I didn't even know I had been bitten until I rubbed my face and saw blood."

Then later today they said she picked that monkey out of a line up. I would hate to be the cops in Reidsville.

ROFL @ Matt

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5.Slow, you need some serious help. I know there is ice on you know where and UPS is crazy but calm down, its Friday. We will make some jigs and take a pilgramige to Bass Pro. Everything will be ok. ;)

thats jus her siduda story. she attac me!

she ugly. she no fish.

yeah, thats rght.

My brother-in-law is so dumb that he thinks rhesus monkeys are made of chocolate and peanut butter.

My brother-in-law is so dumb that he thinks rhesus monkeys are made of chocolate and peanut butter.

That's quite funny!  I'll have to remember this one!

what is even more scary is that there are enough monkeys around there to even have a line up... I about spit all over the monitor reading that..

AL

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