Let me start your day off with a laugh, hope your day is a good one!!!!

>> A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW

>>

>> JANUARY:

>> Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

>>

>> FEBRUARY:

>> Fired from pharmacy job  for failing to print labels.....

>> Helllloooo!!!.......bottles  won't fit in printer !!!

>>

>> MARCH:

>> Got really  excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box

>> said '2-4  years!'

>>

>> APRIL:

>> Trapped on escalator for  hours .... power went out!!!

>>

>> MAY:

>> Tried to make  Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of

>> water won't fit into  those little packets!!!

>>

>> JUNE:

>> Tried to go water  skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

>>

>> JULY:

>> Lost breast stroke  swimming competition.....learned later,

>> the other swimmers  cheated, they used their arms! !!

>>

>> AUGUST:

>> Got locked out of my car  in rain storm..... car swamped because

>> soft-top was open.

>>

>> SEPTEMBER:

>> The capital of California  is 'C'.....isn't it???

>>

>> OCTOBER:

>> Hate M &  M's.....they are so hard to peel.

>>

>> NOVEMBER:

>> Baked turkey for 4 1/2  days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound

>> and I weigh  108!!

>>

>> DECEMBER:

>> Couldn't call 911 .  'duh'.....there's no 'eleven'  button on the

>> stupid phone!!!

>>

>>

>> ***THE  BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

>>

>> A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde

>> female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the

>> mailbox.

>>

>> She  opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the

>> house.

>>

>> A  little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box

>> and again,opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into

>> the house she went.

>>

>> As  the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out

>> again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it

>> closed harder than ever.

>>

>> Puzzled  by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

>>

>> To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

>>

>> (Are  you ready? This is a beauty...)

>>

>> MY  STUPID COMPUTER KEEPS SAYING, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

OOOOOHHH,  That hurts.

Falcon

I got my laugh for the day.  Great!!