Bill Clinton started jogging near his  

new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog  

past a hooker standing on the same  

street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace  

himself as he approached her for what  

was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.  

"No, Five dollars!"  

fired back Clinton.

This ritual between Bill and the  

hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,  

"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however,  

Hillary decided that she  

wanted to accompany her  

husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic  

street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would

bark  her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder

what he'd really been doing on all his past

outings.

He realized he should have a darn good

explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take

them past the corner,

Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as

she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"

That's awesome!

Am going to have to tell this one to my brother. ;D

I love it! ;D

lol good one!

priceless