No.

Have you ever farted so loud someone thought you said something?

:-[ :-[ :-[ unfortunately... :-[ :-[ :-[ my metal jon boat intensifies sounds...especially the seat...

TNP: Have you ever caught two bass on the same lure at the same time?

No

Have you ever forgot to put in the plug ;D ;D?

Yes.

Ever gotten a bite, where the bass exposes a hook on your texas rig, but then gets free, so the hook grabs a whole bunch of dead lily pads, and you "fight" them all the way in, with a growing crowd around you on the bank?  (Gawsh that is humbling)

No

have you ever answered more than one question in a forum q&a game?

No, that does sound aggrivating and embarrasing...

TNP: Have you ever got jealous that your boat partner caught a big bass, that you knew that would beat you, and you deliberately cut the line, or when he called for the net you sat there dumb founded or slowly retrieved the net, and have his fish break the line?

No.  Since I can't catch anything, it is exciting for my back seater to.

Ever snagged the spinning trolling motor prop?

No, but my dad did.

Have you ever forgot to hook up your cables for your troll motor, then wonder why it wont run? :-/

No, I do not have a boat.

Do you know what the Yum's LPC scent formula taste like?

Yes

Have you ever chewed on a piece of a plastic worm while fishing?

yes.

Have you ever missed threading a guide after breaking off and tied a carolina rig before noticing (I missed the line guide on the REEL once )

No

Have you ever forgot to take off the tie-down straps on the boat and TRY to get it off the trailer?

again no, I do not have a boat.

Have you kissed more fish then humans?

No, ( I've only kissed 3 humans and over a hundred fish, but i've kissed my girlfriend more times)

Have you ever tried to lip a fish and it put the treble hooks right into your hand?         ( basser89 knows what it feels like) ;D ;D ;D

Yes.

Have you ever found a sweet fishing hole that no one knows about.  Then one day you go, and there is someone else there acting like they own the joint?   ;D  Even though you have been fishing there for the past 10 years.  They start telling you what to use, and how to fish.  

Nope, never been the first person but once been the second person.  I can't usually catch fish, but when I go to a heavily stocked farm pond, on a scout camp, where everybody throws nightcrawlers, and doesn't catch nothing, and I have a bag of senkos.....

I suddenly become a bass fishing magician.

Do you suffer from MBS (multiple boat syndrome)?

again no, I DO NOT HAVE A BOAT!!! (Why do I keep getting all the boat ones. Is this a sign that it is my destiny to own a boat?)

If you were bank fishing and got one of your lucky craft lures snagged on something would you swim out to go fetch it?  

Hell ya I would go swimming for a lucky craft.

Have you ever found yourself crying in a vast open field of white snow and long for the days of summer, only your not standing in a field of snow, your actually walking across your lake thats frozen?

Yes, while ice fishing.

Have you ever hauled the boat to a lake 2 hours away, to find out it has 3 inches of ice on it? ;D

no, but I would be breaking that ice up making it worth the trip!

In a tournament have you ever yelled out "WOOOOOHOOO!" When you caught a big bass?

No

have you ever answered more than one question in a forum q&a game?

 Funny, Avid.  That bounced off of them like a rubber ball!!

no, but I would be breaking that ice up making it worth the trip!

In a tournament have you ever yelled out "WOOOOOHOOO!" When you caught a big bass?

No, I do not fish tournys (I wish I could though)

Have you ever found yourself talking to yourself whill fishing alone pretending you had your own fishing show and your teaching other people how to fish?

Yep...I do sometimes... :-X

Have you ever cursed loud enough that other people on the lake heard you when you miss a fish or had a fish break off?

No, I am a rather quite person screaming really is not my thing.

Have you ever "forgotten" to turn on your cell phone or "forget" to bring it when you go fishing so your girlfriend/mom/wife can't bother you when you fish?

Nope, I rarely get bothered while fishing

Have you ever tied an expensive lure on, only to have it fly off on the cast? (bad knot)